(Source: bellona--belladonna)
The State I Am In
Seinfelt: The Telephone Line →
Elaine gets a call from a man who claims to have gotten her number from a mutual friend. Despite having reservations about going on a blind date under such shady circumstances, the man sounds so charming that she decides to take her chances. When she arrives at the restaurant, however, the maître…
well guys
i’m off to see
dewizard
Great illustrations of birds in nautical uniform by Japanese illustrator, Sato.
Cute birdies~ ATTENTION!
look at those jerks! I want to see one with water wings.
SENSITIVE THUG: WHO WILL SURVIVE IN AMERICA? WHO WILL SURVIVE IN AMERICA? WHO WILL SURVIVE IN AMERICA? WHO WILL SURVIVE IN AMERICA? →
What in the fuck was that Kanye?
I told you to do some shit for the kids
You can give me your muhfucking graduation ticket right now
You will not walk across that stage, you won’t slide across that stage
Muhfucka can’t pull you across that stage Kanye
Who told you, see, I told you to…
(Source: grottu)
View Larger *bear in scrubs walks into waiting room*”Sorry to be the bear-er of bad news but I’m a bear and your son died cause bears can’t do surgery”
— Joe (@lazy_joe_)
Vegeta is just trying to understand this thing called life
